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HassLHoFF™ · 03-05-2014, 10:33 AM,

So, yesterday once more some example of bad RP between humans and AI. Sure the RP of the AI wasn't also the best, but to be honest how should it be possible to create good RP of this? It's allways the same stupid RP of "humans". Who seemingly think to know what we are. why is there obviously a mixing of ooRP elements? Antikudos for that.

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[05.03.2014 00:08:29] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Ooooh!

[05.03.2014 00:08:32] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Hi~!

[05.03.2014 00:08:56] [AI]Catharsis|o: ::Hostile Alloy detected::

[05.03.2014 00:09:06] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Oh, you remember me?

[05.03.2014 00:09:26] Komachi.Kurosawa.: That's so sweet of you, beepy-boopy-san~!

[05.03.2014 00:09:38] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Are you finished making the nice gas people upset?

[05.03.2014 00:09:42] [AI]Catharsis|o: ::Denial, I do not have information about your individuality::

[05.03.2014 00:09:47] Komachi.Kurosawa.: You whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~?

[05.03.2014 00:09:52] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Wow, wow, wow.

[05.03.2014 00:10:08] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Let me ed-u-cate you then, mister binary-speak-san~

[05.03.2014 00:10:28] Komachi.Kurosawa.: You have the honour of facing Dread Pirate Kurosawa, Scourge of the Taus and East Kyushu-

[05.03.2014 00:10:41] Komachi.Kurosawa.: -and saviour of Sigma-Seventeen-Or-Nineteen-I-Can't-Remember-Which.

[05.03.2014 00:10:59] Komachi.Kurosawa.: After all you dishwasher-sans showed up and tried to bully the nice miner people~

[05.03.2014 00:11:03] [AI]Catharsis|o: ::The Gasminers stucking our development::

[05.03.2014 00:11:08] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Oh, yeah?

[05.03.2014 00:11:15] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Well, mister tough computer microchip-san

[05.03.2014 00:11:23] Komachi.Kurosawa.: I'm going to stuck your development so hard, there, uh-

[05.03.2014 00:11:29] Komachi.Kurosawa.: -won't even, uh-

[05.03.2014 00:11:30] [AI]Catharsis|o: ::Denial I do not have interests in harming the miners in here::

[05.03.2014 00:11:35] Komachi.Kurosawa.: -be anything left to develop!

[05.03.2014 00:11:36] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Yeah!

[05.03.2014 00:11:38] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: This thing's awfully slow.

[05.03.2014 00:11:47] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Oh?

[05.03.2014 00:11:56] Komachi.Kurosawa.: I don't care about the miners -here-, dummy!

[05.03.2014 00:12:03] Komachi.Kurosawa.: They're, like, my money friends!

[05.03.2014 00:12:10] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: You might want to stop.

[05.03.2014 00:12:13] Komachi.Kurosawa.: And by 'money friends' I mean I extort them repeatedly.

[05.03.2014 00:12:24] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: You shouldn't just.. leave her hanging.

[05.03.2014 00:12:27] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Extortion is, like, my ninth favourite thing.

[05.03.2014 00:13:19] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: btw

[05.03.2014 00:13:22] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: // ahem

[05.03.2014 00:13:26] [AI]Catharsis|o: ::Why are you threatening me?::

[05.03.2014 00:13:35] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Hey, I'm not threatening anyone!

[05.03.2014 00:13:38] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Am I?

[05.03.2014 00:13:49] [AI]Catharsis|o: ::Stay in distance::

[05.03.2014 00:13:53] Komachi.Kurosawa.: I'm just ed-u-cat-ing you, boopy-boop-san!

[05.03.2014 00:13:54] Marco.Santoro: Hey, chunk of junk.

[05.03.2014 00:14:03] Marco.Santoro: Do you know the meaning of life?

[05.03.2014 00:14:05] Komachi.Kurosawa.: You gotta learn who the true queen of the Taus is!

[05.03.2014 00:14:14] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Or, rather, the prettiest prettiest princess~

[05.03.2014 00:14:31] [AI]Catharsis|o: ::Is this one thing of humans called funny?::

[05.03.2014 00:14:40] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Oh, hey, I'm -super- funny.

[05.03.2014 00:14:45] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Here's one for you.

[05.03.2014 00:14:51] Marco.Santoro: She's kind of a jail bait to me.

[05.03.2014 00:14:55] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Did you hear about the Kyushu rice farmer's magic tractor?

[05.03.2014 00:15:05] Komachi.Kurosawa.: It turned into a field.

[05.03.2014 00:15:08] [AI]Catharsis|o: ::Educating a machine is ilogical and must be considered of human funnyism::

[05.03.2014 00:15:18] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: Funnyism.

[05.03.2014 00:15:35] Komachi.Kurosawa.: I dunno about any funnyism.

[05.03.2014 00:15:46] Komachi.Kurosawa.: You mean, like, humour?

[05.03.2014 00:15:48] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: For such an advanced machine, your grasp of our universal language is somewhat disappointing.

[05.03.2014 00:15:59] Marco.Santoro: Such a mighty intellect.

[05.03.2014 00:16:06] Traffic control alert: Binski has requested to dock

[05.03.2014 00:16:09] Komachi.Kurosawa.: You gotta buy a dictionary, clunky-clunk-not-so-fast-at-computing-san~

[05.03.2014 00:16:28] Komachi.Kurosawa.: You know how people say they can hear the gears turning in people's heads?

[05.03.2014 00:16:32] Komachi.Kurosawa.: I think I can actually hear them.

[05.03.2014 00:16:37] [AI]Catharsis|o: ::Human language is inefficient::

[05.03.2014 00:16:40] Komachi.Kurosawa.: -WHIRR- -CLUNNG-

[05.03.2014 00:16:42] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Like that.

[05.03.2014 00:16:52] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: Using it poorly is even more inefficient, chunk of metal.

[05.03.2014 00:16:56] Komachi.Kurosawa.: But then I remember we're in space, and that's impossible!

[05.03.2014 00:17:00] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: It's leaving. Again.

[05.03.2014 00:17:08] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Hey, beeper-san doesn't want to talk any more?

[05.03.2014 00:17:11] [AI]Catharsis|o: ::Stop threatening me::

[05.03.2014 00:17:15] Marco.Santoro: We could wreck the inner core and retrofit it into a spatial ice cream van.

[05.03.2014 00:17:23] Komachi.Kurosawa.: There's an idea!

[05.03.2014 00:17:27] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Ice cream for all!

[05.03.2014 00:17:27] [AI]Catharsis|o: ::You cannot provide knowledge::

[05.03.2014 00:17:27] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: You were told to stop. Please do so.

[05.03.2014 00:17:28] Marco.Santoro: So totally doing it.

[05.03.2014 00:17:33] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Cannot pro-

[05.03.2014 00:17:36] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Are you calling me STUPID?

[05.03.2014 00:17:54] Marco.Santoro: Look, it's also a disco ball.

[05.03.2014 00:18:06] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Wow, it's not a dishwasher-san at all!

[05.03.2014 00:18:11] Komachi.Kurosawa.: It's a discotheque-san!

[05.03.2014 00:18:16] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: That's your highly efficient, highly advanced and far superior weaponry, robot?

[05.03.2014 00:18:26] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Aaah!

[05.03.2014 00:18:29] Komachi.Kurosawa.: My shields!

[05.03.2014 00:18:37] Komachi.Kurosawa.: They glow with a yellow, mildly soothing light!

[05.03.2014 00:19:04] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Who's stoopid now, disco-san?

[05.03.2014 00:19:04] CL}Mansel.Alcantra: I would say "What is this?" but it seems like a nice light show. 

[05.03.2014 00:19:05] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Huh?

[05.03.2014 00:19:09] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Who's stoopid NOW?

[05.03.2014 00:19:19] Komachi.Kurosawa.: The only knowledge you're gonna provide is, uh-

[05.03.2014 00:19:26] Komachi.Kurosawa.: -some witty quip about you exploding!

[05.03.2014 00:21:01] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Boom!

[05.03.2014 00:21:08] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: Not quite yet.

[05.03.2014 00:21:14] Komachi.Kurosawa.: I count each one!

[05.03.2014 00:21:20] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Blap!

[05.03.2014 00:21:32] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Woops~

[05.03.2014 00:21:36] Marco.Santoro: Dance, dance!

[05.03.2014 00:21:44] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Shake it like you mean it!

[05.03.2014 00:21:53] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Poof!

[05.03.2014 00:21:54] CL}Mansel.Alcantra: Did the junk pile have a story? 

[05.03.2014 00:22:04] Komachi.Kurosawa.: It called us stupid!

[05.03.2014 00:22:05] CL}Mansel.Alcantra: Or does it?

[05.03.2014 00:22:10] Komachi.Kurosawa.: And it talked all this stuff about, uh-

[05.03.2014 00:22:14] CL}Cipriano.Adimari: Knowledge.

[05.03.2014 00:22:18] Komachi.Kurosawa.: -some really boring nerd stuff, I guess~

[05.03.2014 00:22:19] Death: >[Pain]< was killed by an NPC

[05.03.2014 00:22:19] CL}Mansel.Alcantra: Well, can't expect it to be polite now.

[05.03.2014 00:22:33] [AI]Catharsis|o: ::Curiosity inserted::

[05.03.2014 00:22:37] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Inserted?

[05.03.2014 00:22:38] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Ew!

[05.03.2014 00:22:40] Marco.Santoro: Infected?

[05.03.2014 00:23:03] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Prepare yourself, washing-machine-san, for my glorious barrage!

[05.03.2014 00:23:23] Marco.Santoro: Disco ball retrieved.

[05.03.2014 00:23:27] Komachi.Kurosawa.: Hellfires away!

[05.03.2014 00:23:29] Death: [AI]Catharsis|o was killed by Komachi.Kurosawa. (Gun)

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