Help requested [SA]

[timmychen]

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[Comm ID: Sycrus-]
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"I am sorry to say that I have decided not to join the South Alliance. I will, however, do my best to maintain good relationships with all Liberty corporations, and will assist the local officials if needed."

"Thank you for reading,
.....................Scyrus"

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[Comm ID: Leo Goodman of the ship Wheetard]
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"Now how do I work this? Press this here, I think.. right?"

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*scratch nose*
*scratch butt*
*sneeze*

"Oh, it's working! Woohoo!"

"Hi, South Alliance. I'm Leo Goodman, of the Guardian ship "Lost Hope." I just took the BIGGEST dump ever.. having a toilet on my ship rocks my socks more than my wife." *wink*

"Anyways, I picked up an application from your offices on Manhattan.. "*cough* "I'll send it in a bit."

"But man, I heard about you South Alliance guys, and you guys rock! I've seen you save helpless traders from pirates, fight off those crazy transparent blue ships -- Nomads, I think they were called? -- and so much more!"

"So, yeah. Sending the form now. Adios, amigos!"

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//Forum Handle: captainpoo

Name/Callsign: Leo.Goodman

//Other characters: Scyrus- (Zoner)
//......................... D.Pho (N/A)
//......................... Craig.Ramsey (Weapons Dealer)
//......................... J.Lowell-Transport (Trader)

Have you read every word on this page?
Yep!

Do you agree with the rules of the South Alliance?
Sure!

Will you obey your superiors?
Most of the time. I mean, like, if I'm asked to fly into a Medium Green or take some Cardamine... then, I'd have to say no. Drugs are a no-no!

Will you get rid of the tag if you have failed to comply to any of these questions above?
Gee, well, if I didn't, wouldn't it be kinda embarrassing? An ex-SA still wearing his tag? Gosh.

History: My spacetastical adventures started when I volunteered to fight in Liberty's war with Rhineland some time ago. I thought it would be kinda cool, flying around a spaceship and blowing things up. Unfortunately, on my first reconnaissance mission, I accidentally fell asleep on the controls and accidentally ejected myself into space. So I floated there for a day or two.. or three.. I honestly don't remember. All I can remember is that my butt itched SO BAD out in space. Speaking of which, it itches now. Give me a sec.

Ahh.. yeah... that's the spot.

Anyways. Where was I? Oh, right - being stranded out in space with the worst itch ever. Eventually, some Rheinland ship tractored me in, where they started jabbering excitedly to me in their odd language. It was as if they'd never seen a Liberty Navy Pilot before. Gosh. They must've thought I was some kind of animal or something, because they put me in a cage. I didn't have to wait very long though, because the Rheinland ship blew up, and I was floating out in space again. Turns out a Liberty Cruiser was passing by, and decided to teach the Rheinlanders a lesson. They tractored me in, and when I told them my story.. they brought me back to the Liberty Navy HQ, demoted me, and suspended my Navy ID for five years.. Seriously, what kind of dogdoo is that? Ugh. Anyways, with no ship, and only a few credits, I did the only thing I could: Gamble.

It took me four years, but those Texans down in Houston sure gave me some good games. I scrapped enough credits to afford a new Defender. With a year to go until my suspension ended, I did the stupidest, yet smartest thing in my whole life - I went to flight school.

Now, I'll spare you of the bloody and gorey details, but I have to say, I came out a better flier. So my suspension ended roughly two days ago, and I'm ready for action!

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//OOC Explanation: the character Scyrus- made some close connections with several Zoners, and I decided it might be better if I made a new character (with a different personality, in case you couldn't tell) for the S.A. I also have enough money right now (character J.Lowell brings in good money) for the name change, if I'm accepted.

//Thanks for dealing with this sudden change,
//Capt. Poo