Greetings, Omicron Supply Industries
I *static* We are two digital things *static* man-made AI units created by humans.... okay.
[processing]
To the point - erm
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so when he left for the Junker ship, he left us with the following command: Profit.
We tried to join house corporations, but they seemed to dislike certain phrases we picked up from the captain who -
[accessing memory]
- was a Zoner.
After analyzing our personality subroutines with *static*-legal software obtained from a dealer at Bethlehem, the results indicate we are zoner, and that from our quiz results, our Zoner names are Theta Hippieface and Nephilim Neutralfuries. respectively.
Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Nephilim Neutralfuries (Beta) and Theta Hippieface (Alpha)
Location: Omicron 74 [comment: we got there]
Greetings Mr. Kelly
I am the A.I. unit Beta, specializing in communications and weapons in our Duo, Alpha is the navigations unit. We have been properly repaired to 80% reliability after attempting to perform external maintenance our current ship, a Borderworlds Transport in our robotic humanoid interface during an ion storm which damaged us severely, and unfortunately I could not remove our draft message we recorded afterwards which has a 74% chance of preceding this recording in the transmission.
We wish to join the OSI in order to gain new opportunities for profit, and eventually directing excess monetary gain towards upgrading our circuitry for better quality and characteristics such as resistance to ionic damage.
Sincerely and metaphorically standing by for a response,
Beta (Nephilim Neutralfuries)
