The unusualy comical tales of RL

[Cashew]

It was a rainy British day (as usual), the clouds were grey, this reflected everyone's mood perfectly. I was waiting to get on a RHIB boat which would take us onto the famous Loch Ness. My family weren't looking forward to it as it was quite choppy. When we had finally got onto the boat, turns out there weren't any seats left. My family had seats but I didn't.. If anyone knows what a RHIB boat is then you'll know that they have inflatable sides. This was my seat.. We reached speeds of well I don't know. It was quick though! Half way through the journey the man driving the boat announced that there was a huge object underneath us about 50m down. He then said it wasn't a tree or part of a boat.. So as you can imagine. I'm sat on the edge of this boat hanging over the water on Loch Ness with a man saying there is a 20m long fish beneath us.. A lot of fluid was coming out of my bottom to say the least.

Is it true?

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