I have been working alongside the BPA for some time now, enforcing your laws in a deputized role. I would like to join you officially and carry upon my chest the proud badge of the BPA. My close friend and honorable mentor Waldorf.Salad: surely the greatest living detective and the most dutiful servant of the law in all of Sirius(sic)
Has assured me that this is the right time to apply and I look forward to your response.