Could we have a better explosion for POBs pls?

[Hone]

Dude, sounds like you on a Saturday night in town;

All dressed up, spent ages looking pretty. Go to town, meets girl. Buys her a drink and start talking, things progress and the night ends. You call you both a cab home but wait!

She's gives you a peck on the check and turns around and walks off.

What are you complaining about Hone, you should be used to anticlimaxes now.

Stop being that lonely nerd with these half assed ideas and just... I dunno, buy a bride and be happy about it.
Quietly. Away from here.

Oh man thats a good one! I actually laughed a bit during the main rant, but the ending was a bit lame. Or- was that?

Oh you sly dog!

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