You got a donut?

[DarkRupture]

Dean Higa walked into the bar, apparently drunk, he fist sat on the Recruiter thinking it was a chair and noticed it moved, he freaked and sat down on the bar stool. Little did he know there was gum stuck on the top. he grabbed as pencil and wrote the following.

1. Do you like donuts?
Ma Mum said i cant eat donuts but i still eat them everyday. I love donuts including chocolate......mmmm...
Drools in wonderland

2. Do you like coffee?
Are ya kidding this Liquid may looks like.....uhhh Ship but it always gives me a jolt.

3. Do you like paperwork?
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4. Do you have any flight experience?
Yea i am ranked top one on da game 'Useless Flight Similator' i merk on it!!

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
There was PAY??? turns around

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
uhhh depends on what the boss wants, if he wants 1 minute ya got it if ya want 24 hours i quit! i still have to play useless flight similator when i get back to my apartment at manhattan.

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?

Man Strapping myself in a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seatsis my dream!! But i could use a liberator... YEs yes and NO!!!! Chuck norris is my archnemesis....he will die...... Well if the people Dont care then i dont care...*burps*


8. Are you disgruntled?

wha WHO??????....