Tales of the Admins

[Garrett Jax]

Garrett strolled down the halls of the Temple of the Damned with a nice hot cup of Sunbucks coffee in his hand. The coffee machine named Cara, that Sergeant Valent somehow lost, managed to find its way aboard Garrett's ship.

Amazing how that worked out.

Garrett thought briefly about keeping the machine to himself, but after seeing the mopey faces of the other Admins, he decided to be nice and share his newly found coffee with the Staff. He dismantled Cara from his ship and looked around for a Moderator to install 'her' on the Temple's cafeteria wall. He called out on the intercom for all Mods to arrive immediately.

However, the Temple was sans Mods.

Well, that sucks. Normally, when he got angry he would just find the nearest Moderator and give him a good hard kick. However, in this case, all the Moderators were absent. He thought about kicking a fellow Admin instead, but decided against it.

They tend to kick back.

This is horrible, he thought. Now, I'm going to have to start working around here. He shuddered at the prospect. He looked at the uninstalled coffee machine and then at the open spot on the cafeteria wall. Then back at the machine. Then the wall again.

Nope, its not going to install itself.

Exasperated, he placed Cara on the counter. "What am I going to do, Cara?" asked Garrett. "We are low on Moderators and I'm too lazy to install you myself."

Cara, the Sunbucks coffeemaker laughed. "Why don't you just find some new Moderators, sir?"

"Yes, brilliant," exclaimed Garrett. "Fresh meat."

Garrett decided to get right on that. First, though, he had to finish his cup of coffee.

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