Tales of the Admins

[Jansen]

The delivery guy had left the Temple 10 minutes ago, right after he brought all the parts of Jansens newest toy, they even included a tiny pannon with an angry farmer on it, he would definitely make use of that one as it would fit perfectly on one of the side mirrors.
Now while looking at the whole thing Jansen figured out something incredible, the tractor had arrived in pieces, it still had to be assembled to be ready for use.

A catastrophe!

Jansen knew that he likely would break things if he tried to do this himself, so there was only one solution, he had to get someone else to do it, someone with no real other use than that kind of work that gets your hands dirty. What Jansen needed was simple, he needed a Moderator.
He got to one of the Moderator calling devices on the wall, pressed the EMERGENCY button and waited for the Mod to arrive.
1 minute passed, a second one passed, 5 more passed, but nobody arrived. He pressed the button again and again, but nothing happened.

He thought to himself 'Great, first we are out of coffee, now we are out of Moderators, this place has serious issues.'

While thinking about possible solutions to this problem, he looked at the tractor pieces again and was close to crying, how should he get this done without a Moderator?

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