To: All Mortals wishing to become Moderator From: A.D.M.I.N. HQ

[Tabris]

Calmly sitting in his small office-chair browsing the all-knowing entity that all mortals eventually bow to was a man, a red can of caffeine in one hand and the Device of Choosing in his other hand known to mere mortals as a 'Mouse'. As the screen's light hit his face he could feel his strength returning after the trials he had endured in the cruel harsh realities of the outside world punished his body and mind, it's holy glow rejuvenating him.

As he used the Device of Choosing to browse through various parts of the Internet's holy realm his blue eyes gazed upon a message from the Divines known as the 'A.D.M.I.N. HQ'. As he entered into the realm where the message could be read by mortal eyes without turning into a pillar of dust his curiosity was piqued.

FOOLISH MORTALS!!!!

A wonderful privilege is being extended to you on behalf of the Staff. Due to the inadequate supply of kicking targets, otherwise known as Moderators, we are hereby extending an opportunity to apply for this position.

Do you feel you have what it takes to become part of the Staff? We need janitors and maintenance people, not people with god complexes. Those are Admins.

Do you have the time to perform the duties? If so, how much?

Can you install a Sunbucks coffee machine?

Do you have a thick skin in order to withstand the pain when Admins kick you?

Can you put aside favoritism toward your favorite mortals in order to assure justice is done?

Can you put together the parts for a tractor?

You may become knowledgeable of Admin conspir[A]cies. Can you keep confidence?

If you can answer these questions in a satisfactory way, you just might have what it takes to become our next kicking target. This application process is open for two weeks. Afterwards, we will select qualified candidates, put them in a locked room (//Mod chat) and then pepper them with questions until we get tired.

//Please keep your posts in RP

Upon completion of the message the man's eyebows were raised in surprise. The chance for a mere mortal to rise up and become a chosen champion of the A.D.M.I.N.'s? Such an honor was rare in this time and age! But what would happen to those who failed and chose their answers...Poorly?

This thought was frightening to most, would they throw those who failed into the Pit of Sanctions? Bring forth the mighty Ban-Hammer to smite them? Sick the Ghost of Del upon them and be forced to wear dresses of the Gauls? Steeling his heart he gritted his teeth together, if he lived in fear all the time then what would he be? A man or a rat?! Thus he began to write his answers to the call. Confident in himself and his answers.

FOOLISH MORTALS!!!!

A wonderful privilege is being extended to you on behalf of the Staff. Due to the inadequate supply of kicking targets, otherwise known as Moderators, we are hereby extending an opportunity to apply for this position.

Do you feel you have what it takes to become part of the Staff? We need janitors and maintenance people, not people with god complexes. Those are Admins.

I believe that I can rise to the challenge presented by the Admins to be a mortal champion known as a 'Moderator'.

Do you have the time to perform the duties? If so, how much?
While this one does have a job in the cruel and cold light of the mortal realm known as 'Reality' he does have the time and will to put forth a few hours a week (4-6 hours a week).

Can you install a Sunbucks coffee machine?

A challenge worthy of all mortals who strive to rise up to be a champion! I know I can complete such a task and even go further and brew the Ultimate Coffee!

Do you have a thick skin in order to withstand the pain when Admins kick you?

It takes much to get me well and truly angry, so I can take criticism and persecution and some may say I feed upon it.

Can you put aside favoritism toward your favorite mortals in order to assure justice is done?

I know it is difficult to put aside feelings of favoritism, my job in the Reality Realm requires it as I am in the Health Profession.

Can you put together the parts for a tractor?

Sometimes, sometimes this mortal form forgets and must consult a LWB member, perhaps the Holy Jansen may aid here and provide a vision of what must be done?

You may become knowledgeable of Admin conspir[A]cies. Can you keep confidence?

This one does not know of any 'conspir[A]cies' you speak of, perhaps your mortal servants who whisper about such things in your ears are lying and must be struck down, however should this be a true question and not lies whispered to you by mortal mouths then Yes I can.

If you can answer these questions in a satisfactory way, you just might have what it takes to become our next kicking target. This application process is open for two weeks. Afterwards, we will select qualified candidates, put them in a locked room (//Mod chat) and then pepper them with questions until we get tired.

//Please keep your posts in RP

With his mortal labours finished he leans back in his chair, his fingers tented infront of him in thought...Now he must wait and pray he is not smote by the Holy Ban-Hammer...