To: All Mortals wishing to become Moderator From: A.D.M.I.N. HQ

[Connor]

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» SOURCE: My Office
» COMM-ID: Joshua Wood, OS&C SO
» TARGET-ID: A.D.M.I.N.S
» SUBJECT: Erm?

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Mr or Ms.... Erm. I don't know?

So... Err. This came to my attention when i was looking though my mail box and i thought, what the hell is this for? I was just about to throw it into the recycling bin until i saw that it was from you guys. So i only had to go and open it. Not really knowing much about the A.D.M.I.N.S, i did a bit of research into you and then it hit me. Holy cow. Lets put out a reply and see where it goes to! So, here it is. The truth only!

Do you feel you have what it takes to become part of the Staff? We need janitors and maintenance people, not people with god complexes. Those are Admins.

As the old Orbital Chief Security Officer, i had to maintain my own and other space vessels faring from Liners to snubcraft so i have a broad understanding in maintenance!

Do you have the time to perform the duties? If so, how much?

Well, yeah. As i have retired from my Chief Security Officer position, i have a lot of free time on my hands now. But just like every man, i have my own family which will have to come first but i'm sure i could make time!

Can you install a Sunbucks coffee machine?

Well, yeah. I can fix space craft so this -should- be a breeze.

Do you have a thick skin in order to withstand the pain when Admins kick you?

Never tested my self for... Thick skin...? And being beaten by the Admins sounds a little harsh. Do we get a Workers Union to join?

Can you put aside favoritism toward your favorite mortals in order to assure justice is done?

That'll be quite hard for my Family, but other than that yeah, i suppose i'll have to!

Can you put together the parts for a tractor?

Well, yeah. Like i've previously said i can fix Snub Crafts so i must be able to fix a tractor.

You may become knowledgeable of Admin conspir[A]cies. Can you keep confidence?

Yeah. I've had to speak in front of the Orbital's Board. That takes some balls to do.

Wood out.

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