To: All Mortals wishing to become Moderator From: A.D.M.I.N. HQ

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Moder what's it? Eh? Janitors an' maintenance people? I ain't no minimum wage worke--

"On the other hand, it sounds like the opportunity of a light-cycle."

Ahm, yeah. Anyways, them questions I guess.

**He pauses, furrowing his brow a bit**

Time t'perform duties.. If'n I can do it while shootin' them good for nothin' tea lickers an' rice munchers, aye.

Sunbucks coffee machine? What ye' on 'bout? Crap smells like a Junker took a piss in an antifreeze reservoir. We gots somethin' better, I tell ya what.

As fer thick skin, I'll let ya talk t'them LNS folks. If'n three battlecruisers spammin' all sorts 'o munitions ain't able t'get under me skin 'm not thinkin' ya lot will.

Dishin' out justice ain't no problem 'long as they ain't no god damn scum 'o Sirius tea li-- "No, of course not. Ours has no issue foregoing obligations in favor of doing what must be so."

**He shakes his head briefly, continuing to the next question after a few seconds**

Put t'gether a tractor? HELL 'EAH! If'n ya racin', I puts me t'gether some old beltsanders. 'S a real hoot that is.

Life ain't nothin' but conspiracies. Don't matter what ya look at. Xenos, Liberty government, the Order. Conspiracy everywhere, only th'fools pay 'em mind. I ain't no fool, boy.

Pack that in yer damn pipe an' smoke it. Best application if'n I ever seen one.

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