To: All Mortals wishing to become Moderator From: A.D.M.I.N. HQ

[Apollon]

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» LOCATION: Freeport 1, Omega-3
» COMM-ID: Diana McMillan
» TARGET-ID: A.D.M.I.N.S HQ
» SUBJECT: Application for a new Job
» PRIORITY: Medium
» ENCRYPTION: Medium

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Mister Jax,

So....You say a new job? Well that's amusing, for someone who claims to be your Security, I've been asked to send this application to you, so here we go..

FOOLISH MORTALS!!!!

I don't really think that this is a good start for a Job application, although it sounds scary, I like that, so does your Security...

A wonderful privilege is being extended to you on behalf of the Staff. Due to the inadequate supply of kicking targets, otherwise known as Moderators, we are hereby extending an opportunity to apply for this position.

Ohhh That's wonderful *she blushes* I'm starting to think to get this Job instead of your security guy, No.. I got a lot of work to do.... But now i guess your security got his deserved job, to clean things, he told me he liked cleaning the cockroaches...

Do you feel you have what it takes to become part of the Staff? We need janitors and maintenance people, not people with god complexes. Those are Admins.

We all shall obey the Admins and Gods, and I *cough* He is ready for that...

Do you have the time to perform the duties? If so, how much?

Of course, I'm not in the Armed forces anymore, So i guess I'm almost totally free for it, Also your Security is free for everything as well *coughs* lies* *coughs*

Can you install a Sunbucks coffee machine?

Sunbucks Coffee machine? Well I had one stashed somewhere, but couldn't use it, But I can install it... But, Why Coffee machine? Tea is a lot more better... *she pauses* ohh well, I think I want this Job instead of him, Yes I want this Job

Do you have a thick skin in order to withstand the pain when Admins kick you?

thicker than your Lost Battlestar, All this years, so much pain happened to me, so yeah, I'll withstand whatever pain comes from the A.D.M.I.N.S.

Can you put aside favoritism toward your favorite mortals in order to assure justice is done?

Life taught me a few things, Never make favorites, Justice is above all, I don't really make differences between people.

Can you put together the parts for a tractor?

HAH!, I laughed at that question, I was raised in a farm, I am the mother of all tractors, So Yes!

You may become knowledgeable of Admin conspir[A]cies. Can you keep confidence?

The Consipir[A]cies, Hmmm.... Heard about those, nasty scary stuff, I think I can manage myself, After all , Life is the mother teacher for everything, But Let's see, I guess anti - selfish nomad conspiracies are worse, Humans are, let's say....week and idiots, sometimes I wish i die than to belong to such pathetic race...

If you can answer these questions in a satisfactory way, you just might have what it takes to become our next kicking target. This application process is open for two weeks. Afterwards, we will select qualified candidates, put them in a locked room (//Mod chat) and then pepper them with questions until we get tired.

Ohh.. Joy, I need to get a box of beer now, That's gonna be a long ride....

Hope that this is enough.

Thank you.

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