You got a donut?

[El Nino]

Entering Fort Bush, main office, a young woman appears. Somewhat timid and a little shy, she walkes to the recruitment officer. and quitely accepts the form...

Name:Renata.Mars
Age:26

1. Do you like donuts?
Yes, i especially like chocolate coated ones.

2. Do you like coffee?
Somewhat, but it must be decaf.

3. Do you like paperwork?
I love it, my employment officer advised me to go to LPI, where my love for paperwork can be best utilized.

4. Do you have any flight experience?
Well I passed my pilots liscence in only two attempts.

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
I expect good money around 300$ per week, for reasonable ammount of work.

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
I think i can work about 8 hours per day in the office.

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats?
Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
Nonsence, i once flew a rhino, and i tell you that thing is crap, patriot looks great has shiniy wings and dashing cockpit. Who needs guns, there isn't going to be shooting involved is it? And people do care, just the other day I ...

8. Are you disgruntled?
No.

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