Xenos Budget Conference

[pchwang]

Richard "Krait" Moreau strolled into the diplapidated copy room of the Barrow and greeted his friend, Al Bridgeman, who was inside.

"Mornin' Al," said Krait.

"Morning!" replied Al.

Krait moved to the antiquated copier that they had hijacked from a Rheinland transport decades ago. Pushing a button, the copier indicated that there was no more paper:

Copier: Es gibt kein mehr Papier im Kopiergerat.

"There's no more ink," muttered Krait. "Pass me the ink box, Al?"

"Uhh," replied Al, "I swear I heard it mention 'Paper,' but you know, I could be wrong."

"Nah," replied Krait, "When it says paper, it means ink. Oh, and get the one from the box the box on top."

"Why can't I get the one from the box on top?" asked Al.

"Because," said Krait, making facial gesticulations, "That ink cartrige is blocking a hole from this room, to space outside."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

*Long Pause* (Directions on Executing Long Pause: 1) Set watch alarm for 15 minutes from current time. 2) Take a Walk. 3) Come back. 4) Long pause completed.)

"Are we really that poor?"

"Nah, we just never had the time to fix that one. I was supposed to plug it up with pressure foam, but I kept putting it off.

Krait placed a sheet into the copier after replacing the ink cartridge, and soon, multiple copies of the ad rolled out.

He showed it to Al:



"It's going to be in every men's bathroom in Sirius!" exclaimed Krait.

"Wait," said Al, "Isn't that me?"

"Uhh," stammered Krait, "I need to get that pressure foam."

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[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<

Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
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