You got a donut?

[Jazz]

Diana walked slowly into the recruitment office flaunting her body around, then realizing that only the sleeping brute was around she picked up the form and started writing.

1. Do you like donuts?
No, they dont fit in my diet.

2. Do you like coffee?
Yes, actually It wakes me up in the morning before my shoots.

3. Do you like paperwork?
No, my agent does it

4. Do you have any flight experience?
I sat in the copilots chair and watched once, on my private Luxery Liner

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
Hmm, modeling pays well enough, this is just for a little fun.(but by the look of the only guy in here I probly should have joined the Navy, their cuter)

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
Well, between shoots I may be able to do an hour or so a week

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
as long as it dosent have damp air conditioners tat make my hair all frizzy. you know I did a shoot with the Chuck Norris statue once.

8. Are you disgruntled?
Only if im having a bad hair day.

after filling out the form she walked up to the man and sat in his lap, giggling as he awoke with a start.

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Some say that he is allergic to a fungus found only between the toes of Corsairs,
and that he is oblivious to 98% of Liberty Law. All we know is...
He's called the Busdriver!