Xenos Budget Conference

[Carlos_Benitez]

Carlos at Myrtos Villa on Crete, the Benitez HQ, when an informant reported back. The Xenos selling Ouray? Surely not...but Carlos was not one to pass up a business opportunity.

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To: Xeno Command.
Comm ID: Senor Carlos Benitez, Commandante of the Benitez fleet.
Source: Myrtos Villa, Benitez HQ, Crete.

Senors, I have received word about your cashflow crisis.
The Benitez family are intrigued about the opportunity that has arisen.
If you are comfortable with overcoming your xenophobic persuasions, the family would be more than happy to supply you with funding and resources so that you may continue to wreak havoc in Liberty (which is beneficial to us) and provide shelter and defence for our artefact shipments. An ally in the harsh space of Liberty would be most beneficial to us. These are our demands in exchange for good, strong Cretan currency.

Alternatively, we could set up a branch of our organisation in Liberty using Ouray as a headquarters. If this prospect appeals to you more, please start sending out change-of-adress cards, and await the arrival of our independent surveyor. He will ensure that all load-bearing walls are secure, and that there is no damp. Whilst this property could be described as a "wild card" we at the Benitez real estate agency are confident that after a lick of magnolia emulsion and some scented candles, we can make a neat profit on the property when it is re-sold. With the new university opening on Denver, we may find it more beneficial to let the property out to students, as long as we are granted planning permission. The Liberty property exchange recommended we take part in an internal viewing before moving forward with this venture, but we are confident that this property, containing a number of original features is a worthy investment despite being in need of modernisation. Attending a proper viewing should help us to ensure that your defenition of "four bedrooms" does not equate to our definition of "three bedrooms and a cupboard".
We would like to note that this property is not located in a sought-after area and that it is currently not priced-to-sell. We are willing to compromise, but would hope that the price quoted is negotiable.
Thankyou for your time.

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Am I serious? ....Maybe I am....:cool:

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