Bretonian Armed Forces Recruitment Centre (iRP)

[Tempolord]

Another day in the recruitment office of the BAF:

"Excuse me sir"someone said out side of the room"you have to...."

*CRASH*

The door opens with such brute force that its launched across the room and hits a plant near the opened window.

"What the hell!"said the recruiter Sargent Jones.

A tall buffed man enter true the door and screamed in the office "GOOD DAY TO ALL MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE GREAT BRETONIAN ARMY"
Then looked down at his waist and said "Can you please let go of me,i know you want a hug from the amazing and wonderful Jonny T. Goldenbeard,But! i have some important business with this fine gentleman here."

The short and confused guard looked at Stg. Jones and said "I'm sorry sir! i couldn't do anything to stop him."
"Its fine" said Jones "just go get Jack and Ryan here fast."

As the guard slowly let go of the big man and he turned to salute the Stg.,Goldenbeard started yelling behind him.
"BROTHER JONES! How are you on this fine day? Me,i am just dandy,as you can see.I am here today to join the great and glorious BAF....(Continuing to mumble something about his life choice)."
"NOW!" jelled Jones at the guard.
"Ye.....Yes Sir!"said the guard and stormed out.
"Why....Ill have you know i spent the last 27 years serving in the Bretonian Police!.Yes! 27 years brother!and before that i spent 5 years doing desk work for the capitan.And before all that i spent 12 in basic training camp....(started mumbling something about small boots.)
"Who are you?"said Jones "Do you even know wher...."
"Ahhh! but, you must be wondering why am i here? right? well, ill tell you why i am here!" Goldenbeard started taking a deep breath.
"O god no..."said jones
"TO JOIN THE GLORIOUS AND ALL POWERFUL BRITONIAN ARMORED FORCES! TO SERVE AND PROTECT ALL PEOPLE OF THE FREE WORLD FROM THE EVIL GALIANS WHO INVADER OUR WONDERFUL LAND!."

As the man stopped yelling he noticed that he had spitted all over Stg.Jones paper that he spent all morning writing.

"AAAAAAAAAAA" yelled out Jones,and at the same time two big and strong guard entered the room and grabbed Goldenbeard and started dragging him across the office to the exit,with Stg.Jones closely following them.As the door to the outside opened,the two guard trowed out the Goldenbeard,and Stg.Jones stood in front of the door and yelled at the man.
"STAY HERE AND DO NOT COME BACK IN UNTIL YOU ARE CALLED FOR!!!!"

As the door slowly closed,the last thing you cud hear from the outside is "but its raining brother..."