You got a donut?

[Zapp]

Matt wakes with a start to see what appears to be a hot model looking at him like he was the most interesting thing in the world, a Native American in traditional dress with his arms crossed and a look of scorn on his face, and the most sweaty man Matt's ever seen.

"WHO BE ALL DESE STRANGAHS!?! Did Cesar put up the "Open House" sign again?! It be Halloween?! God dammit, where be ma candy! I... NEED... MY... CANDY!!!. Oh. Wait. These be applications? And a paper airplane in ma nose?! Oh. OK. You, pretty lady. You be hired. You, Indian dude. YE BE FIRED! WE BE RACIALLY DISCRIMINATORY IN DIS OFFICE! Kiddin', kiddin'. You be hired too," then he yells "Cesar, get da funnel! We gonna have to force feed dis one his donuts!" then continues addressing the new fools. I mean recruits. "You, sweaty man. Confidence ain't mean a thing in da LPI. Ye be hired."

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