Well well, got quite a few of them applications lately. Wonder what caused that... Anyways, lets get this over with.
Richie, aint got a clue why anyone would call you 'extremist', you seem pretty plain to me. But whatever, your application is good enough to join our lower ranks. Get on over to Ouray.
Bob, I don't know son, you seem pretty messed up. I think we'll give you a try but if you don't make the cut, we'll have to send you packing. Get to Ouray so we can check you out.
Sio... Whatever, strange name you got there. Sure you aint foreign? Well your credentials are good enough to join our lower ranks. Get on over to Ouray so we can harass you some more.
James, I don't see any problems with you. Seems a little too perfect. You better not be one of them LSF spies. Last one we had in our ranks had a painful, lengthy death... Anyways, get over to Ouray, get yourself some guns and be ready for next time we go fixing up Liberty.