You got a donut?

[druggy]

Druggy walks in and see the officer and say hello sir


1. Do you like donuts?

well who don't like donuts? but i like homemade brownies even more


2. Do you like coffee?

im a night person of course i like coffee but only if its Extra strong


3. Do you like paperwork?

eehh nope i always find another person to do my homework


4. Do you have any flight experience?

i have some that i learned thanks to my dad


5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?

DONUTS and homemade brownies


6. What hours do you expect/can you work?

it depends on the chief

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?

i think so

8. Are you disgruntled?

some times when i don't get my brownies and donuts