You got a donut?

[druggy]

john Doe also called druggy by his friends walks in and see the grumpy old man pointing him to the right direction to the sleeping "beauty" behind the other desk john doe approach the desk and trying not to wake the sleeping "thing" and grabs an application form sits down and start answering the form



1. Do you like donuts?

it could be good with a Strong cup of coffee to it but otherwise no its to much suger for my taste

2. Do you like coffee?

yes but only if its Strong coffee

3. Do you like paperwork?

no but if its a job then its a job just take the paper sign it and have a big smile on your lips

4. Do you have any flight experience?

yea some i can beat a Xeno easily

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?

pay?? what pay aint we doing this to make the civilians safer then that?s all the pay i need

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?

Sundays 24/7

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?

as long as we uphold the law i can do anything

8. Are you disgruntled?

only on Mondays