You got a donut?

[Zapp]

Matt wakes up to find the weirdest looking paper he's ever seen in his hand, and nobody around to claim it as their own. He reads it over, and notices the girl-like scribbles, flowers next to the name, and the name itself. At first he thought it must be Cesar pullin' some sort o' trick on him, but then decided better.

With all his might, he puts his hands on the table and leverages himself up; no small feat. He waddles over to the outside, and yells:

"Whoever just gave me da crazy application be hired!"

He waddles back to the desk, and falls into his seat, exhausted from his escapade.

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