You got a donut?

[frozen]

A man, with a plastic see through bag walks through the main doors of the Police station, looking nervous.

" ah be lookin' ter' joining ye lads in space. would ye be lookin' ah havin' me with yeh, up dere? *points up to the sky*" he said.

the Sargeant just pulled out a form, and chucked it in his face, asnd asked him to fill it in.

"raeet.. lemme see.. how dus dis pen work... ah yes.." he said to himself

1. Do you like donuts?

whut? dem round tings which have a brown liquid ting on top of them, and taste, like mamah made em in the sweaty heat of the trailer? yus i does like em.

2. Do you like coffee?

im too deprived to drink it, hence it being the main reason of me joining teh force, so i can drink it in abundance yus?

3. Do you like paperwork?

if the heading says: JOIN THE DOTS, i love it.

4. Do you have any flight experience?

ah once made a classy aeroplane, and flew it. so yus i have a bit o' flight experience.

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?

Pay? i thought all jobs consisted of volunteer work.. hey.. ah been duped!! i WANT MAH MUNNY!!! hm, whatever ye be paying. ah'm guna hunt mah older contractor out.

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?

shifts? i thought we could work whenever we felt like it? oh.. if i must commit mahself, i can..

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?

dat be mah daily job, sonny jim. dat be mah daily job. muhehehe

8. Are you disgruntled?

Hell yeah, but only cuz i found out i havent been paid from mah last job.. oh wait.. that job WAS volunteer work uups me bad.. noes i isnt. gimme some coffay?

oh and by teh way. mah name be Mr. Kevin Turner, mmmkay?

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