Bretonian RP - Stagnant? New Ideas? Pushing the line?

[Ironwatsas]

We are not bombarding New Paris, right? That have to count for something xD

Actually, I did have in mind to bombard it with Gaian wildlife in capsules (so that they survive when they land and be free to roam around and do whatever Gaian wildlife does when roaming around a planet full of people with berets). Not a BAf plan, just by some BAF Admiral's crazy brother.
Would anyone like to help make it real?
The Gallic retaliation would be interesting.

Gaian wildlife you say?

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