Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

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Incoming Transmission
PRIORITY HIGH
Subjectatrol #1147892
Good day,

This is a report detailing the events that occurred on Patrol #1147892.
First of all it was a patrol between me Ens.C.Montomgery and Cdr.Brooks we were patrolling the dreaded the Southampton Debris field of doom. We quickly encountered a gargantuan Outcast destroyer trying to travel to Leeds. Cdr.Brooks was quick to provoke the vessel when he ordered the beast to "halty". The Outcast launched a vicious attack and shot Cdr.Brooks fuel tank, she had to retreat to the Shipyard whilst the HMS|A-Sentinel came to reinforce me; whilst Cdr.Brooks refuelled and thought about how she handled the scenario.

After the tragic fight had ended with the death of a Outcast Destroyer Cdr.Brooks refuelled and continued to patrol Southampton Shipyard. We discovered yet another disaster waiting to happen. A badly painted Pirate Transport, which had incorrect papers (Freelancer ID/IFF). He seemed to not understand what was happening when we asked him pay the queens fine. 3 Minutes later Cmdr.Natalie.Reaser joined us and took control of the situation with her superior cunning. where she ordered us to enact the Queens justice (Lots of lazors). He quickly begged for his life and mysteriously found enough money to pay the Fine we had ordered to earlier.

We continued our patrol where we found the fugitive pilot Diana.McMilan clumsily firing Nuclear Mines at innocent transports. We where quick to engage the drunken wreck we quickly deemed her a person of low cunning after she managed to suffer 24 self administrated loudout errors in the first 18 seconds of combat. Me and Cdr.Brooks quickly mopped up the fight wondering if that was the same pilot that escaped the New London mental institution 2 days prior.

On our final stretch of our patrol we encountered 2 more opponents of lesser cunning. Members of the Sirius Coalition Revolution Army. A Destroyer with a anti-fighter loud out and a Gunboat the names where of unidentified Coalition markings. They where aggressive and quickly ceased the opportunity to engage me whilst Cmdr.Natalie.Reaser and Cdr.Brooks where having a tea break. They saw my dire situation and pitied me sending a HMS|Juggernaut and HMS|A-Sentinel was called out again. We quickly dispatched of the Coalition Destroyer and hunted the hostile Gunboat down eventually killing him like drowning a sack of dumb puppies slowly and with pity.
This concluded our patrol which had a length of about 3:48 hours.

Ships Engaged: 4
Ships Killed: 3
Ships subdued: 1
Fines: 1
Patrol Attendees: 5

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