To TAZ, CR, Council, Zoners and The Order fleet

[Gypsie Skripto]

From: Dr. Van Van Mojo

Dear Admiral Golanski,

I think I speak for everyone on this channel when I say your demands are ridiculous. You are basing all your acusations on some glow you saw in space. None of your men have ever been inside the Persephone as far as I know, and I can personally testify who are the few TAZ who have ever visited the Holy Motor.

The Order and TAZ have been allies since always, even some of your ships are originally our design. Your conduct is very, very suspicious. You have zero evidence to support your claims and the only thing I can conclude is that you have been infected yourself.

I have no other choice but to excommunicate you from the Church of Eris Esoteric. Our prayers will not include you until you withdraw your acusations and offer proper apologies.

To all other Order officers: watch this one closely, something smells fishy in here.

Yours,

Dr. Van Van Mojo
Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Season of Discord

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