.:j:. Junker Congress Admissions

[Arioch]

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.:.:.:.: INCOMING TRANSMISSION

.:.:.:.: SENDER: JAKE VALLON

.:.:.:.: SUBJECT: GET HIGH?

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*Takes a long toke*

This thing on? Oh yeah it is...

So, umm. I heard ya'll like my synth weed! Good to know man. Seriously, it's some of the best. Cryer did a good job of making this stuff, and Synth Food, INC makes some of the best soil around to grow in. Seriously, you guys should come visit my greenhouses. Soooo good.

Oh, so looks like the Arbiter already set me with my own frequency in the Congress? Sweet dude. I'm liking the yellow! I mean, green is better. Have you ever looked at the color green? It's so captivating man! It's just so... fuh, whats the word. It's like... so... green man. Like, green green.

*Takes another toke*

But yeah. Yellow. Thats cool man. Glad to be here! Will be interesting to see things from your side man. As long as ya'll let me grow my stuff and ya'll keep enjoying it, we'll get along just fine!

*Passes out and sleeps for next 3 hours*

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