“…Hail the Raven, for the Raven always prevails. It’s a fact of life, ami.”
Professor Lyle Wrote:Tei Kallistei, in the name of Eris!
“In the name of sweet Satan, could you speak honest Saxon? Keep the cult-speak for the cultists – nobody desires to have your evangelism inflicted upon us.”
Professor C Kyl Wrote:My name is Professor Louis Carlisle, Head of the Baffin Research Institute in Shasta Orbital Skyhook.
“…An institute infinitely insignificant by comparison to Ames Research Station, our own Pathfinder Institute’s Deck Thirteen, or even those fabled IRG Personages. I hear that the Solar Runners lack shabbiness in that department, too, and are rather proficient at what they do, too.”
“…Oh, and yes, I did state an infinity. Whilst theoretically impossible in an Einsteinian universe and all that yadda, it proves workable for the metaphor. Do not be a pedant – leave that to the destined.”
Professor Kane Killmore Wrote:It is called the "Khaostone".... Ancient scrolls from our Holy Polyfathers have prophesied the discovery of this very sacred and holy relic. That in a the time of great peril, it shall be used against those who wished to disturb the Sacred Chao!
“…Ami, quite apart from this… bizarrely transparent oversaturaturation of threat, you appear to be elaborating that the Temporary Autonomous Zoners are in possession of some manner of grotesque superweapon.”
“…As somebody who (rather direly) intends to disturb the Sacred Chao and restore every element of your chaotica to serene, tranquil order under a well leathered bootheel, then yes. I have every intent of ridding you of this Khaostone. For good.”
Absurdity Erisian Wrote:Please, do not mistake our technology for those so-called Nomads.
“…Your peblian doggerel is entirely deranged. I have absolutely zero confidence in a fundamentally Theistic group being able to comprehend something as complex as theoretical physics. You claim to have a research capacity excelling that of the very houses themselves, never mind shadow groups such as the Overwatch. This, ami’s, is pure self-delusion – you are clearly utilising an artefact of some manner, and that will be pilfered from you.”
Discordian disclaimer Wrote:We [TAZ], may seem a little bit eccentric and sometimes to the point of being called insane, but I assure you we -are not- under alien influence.
“Oho, then what are you under the influence of? Nox? We can provide if you are so inclined.”
THE SYNDIC LEAGUES
(A co-operative of Rheinland's outlawed trade unions, determined to take the underworld for themselves.)