A letter from Dr. Mojo to the Zoner Community

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From: Dr. Van Van Mojo, Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Season of Discord, Temporary Autonomous Zoner
To: The Zoner Community
Encryption: Godly

Kallisti!

Mr. Christian Burton. You side with Order suspiciously quickly sir. I remember the time of the Omicroners, bear that in mind before hearing what I will tell you. Your speech about The Order's "great mission" doesn't touch me at all. I do know that Zoner lives have been lost to the "Nomads". You reap what you sow.

We at TAZ have always preferred a more pacific approach towards the cultural phenomena meeting these beings involves. The results, as many a TAZ is able to speak about, including Doc Holliday, are outstandingly positive. There hasn't been a single Discordian dead to these aliens. Actually, the contrary has happened. We've found the study of their ways of communicating utterly fascinating. For instance, we've found that they seem to share a certain musical affinity which enables them to express thoughts and emotions even to us humans, using concepts that are closer to poetry or symphonies.

Perhaps it is time that we Zoners debate the real mission of The Order. Are they here to save humanity or to lead mankind into a war that is not necessary, and may delay our progress as a race in space for centuries, if not thousands of years?

The Order doesn't want to inspect anything. The Order wants the Holy Motor and The Original Snub. Both items do not represent a danger to anyone but those who wish to bring us Temporary Autonomous Zoners harm. The Order has no sovereignity over the subject, Baffin, or any TAZ controlled vessel or station, and our intransigence will stand because we will bow to no militaristic secret society.

If it comes to unveiling The Order to all four governments as it has never been unveiled before, I will not hesitate to do it. The Goddess prevails.

23's,

Dr. Van Van Mojo, Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Season of Discord

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