.:j:. Junker Congress Admissions

[Gypsie Skripto]

From: Gypsie Skripto, Temporary Autonomous Zoner
To: James Trenton
Encryption: Godly

Kallisti old dog!

I'm sorry to reach out to you out of nothing, after twelve months. I hope we have the chance to sit and have a drink, I'll tell you everything. Right now though, I can't explain much, but long story short, The Order went full McCarthy on Baffin and TAZ and the hottest figures among the Discordian roster have agreed on spreading out to escape the witch hunt. The reason: an old relic believed by them to be a dangerous alien artifact. Be Es in my humble opinion.

Most of the Tazzies are hitting Omega 52 for a "red" exile, but I thought "hey, I might very well go to Puerto Rico and make myself useful with my old friend JT, they know how to keep things under the beanie better than anyone", what a better way to hide and keep a low profile?

Called my Hibachi dealer, an old Junker named Bob who flies a Sally. He's picking me up to bring me to Puerto Rico. It's an unnamed vessel, but he says he's letting me baptize it (he's a superstitious guy, and after all I'm a Pope). Callsing will be Telemakhos, will you take me in the Congress JT?


23's!

Gypsie Skripto, Editor in Chief of the No Buns No Cabbages Reports

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