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[Eduard]

Do you have the maturity needed to qualify for this position?

Why, certainly, yes. It's nice of you to ask.

Do you have the time?

Biensur.

Can you place biases aside for the greater good of the community?

Honestly, I am a mysanthrope who equally scorns and hates every living humane being on this pathetic earth and therefore, I am inclined to state that I would be a paragon of equality.

Indeed, I can. I hope that my disco past can be enough of a proof of my behaviour and my predisposition to biases. Bias would be an unacceptable act you won't see exuded from me.

Can you work with a team?

May I dress as a cheerleader? I consider working as a team, especially as part of a team of moderators that guarantee the well being of an exquisite and overtly finespun site such as discovery to be a privilege for me and I'd be honoured to do so.

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King Eduard is the greatest