Tales of the Admins

[Remnant]

Moveit56 while mopping those sacred floors had time to think about his life. Important questions such as what he was doing there.. Why his alias had numbers in it.. But most importantly, the question of if he wanted to mop floors for the rest of his life.

That's when the one fateful day happened. While cleaning out a closet, he finds a large book. Blowing the dust off of the cover, he reads the cover. 'How to Rule the World - By Garrett Jax" Probably something that he did in his sleep. Stowing it away for a read later. He would be a janitor for the rest of his life, may as well read some entertaining books while he was at it. Afterall, ruling the world couldn't be possible. That was only true in TV shows and Video Games.

During his next break period, after finding a nice chair, the immersion of the informational book began. The book was surprisingly well written. Stories about the temple, detailed schematics, this seemed almost too good to be true. Outlined in the back was a list of the most important information. The armory where a weapon called a banhammer was stored, all the way to the thirty coffee machines were located. Of course it didn't forget to mention that there were ninety spare machines for emergency use only.

By the time the book was finished twice, a life revelation was made. Why be a janitor, when this little gem gave information on all pertinent subjects required in order to become much more than that. Quickly standing back up, Moveit56 goes to the closet which he found the book in and cracks his knuckles. He had some renovations to do.

After tearing the room apart and putting it back together again, the finished product was drastically different than what it started with. Flashing lights and TV screens have been professionally duct taped to the wall, wires neatly banded together in a coil once they reach a central point. All that was left is to find someone who could plug him into the mainframe, then his closet would be complete.

Until he could find someone though.. Coffee breaks. The book talked quite a bit about how coffee was the savior of the Temple to most of the inhabitants. Never having been a coffee drinker, why not give it a try. Proceeding down to the lounge to get just that.

The one thing which wasn't something he had planned, was the paperwork soon to spawn on his new desk..