Xeno Alliance communications (iRP) (FO)

[Ayatolah]

*Bob, self appointed fanatic priest (and nobody told him nothing about that) jumped up of a box and grabbed a microphone in one crowded room, while he was switching in the big screen in one of the walls*

Brothers and sisters!, lets give a prayer to the good Lord, patron of the true and only house of sirius, Liberty!, yes! he's watching us! *points wildly dunnowhere* and he will be still WITH US! if we follow doing the sacred ministry of driving the FOREIGN DEVILS BACK TO THEIR HOLES!... ALL OF YOU! YES! EVEN YOU EYELESS JOE! *points to a blind who's more scared than anything else* CAN HELP THE GOOD LORD INTO DRIVING BACK THE CORRUPTION AND FOREIGN INFLUENCE! *calms down a bit, and turns on the screen* see! brothers an sisters a good example on how you can free liberty of all the trash that toils out there:
*passes images while he relates*
I came into the Pequeña Negra in order to find if those monsters in human shape that' are called Junkers *plenty of spits on the ground are heard as he pronounces the word* but i found more, MUCH MORE!, with no hesitation i called the Brothers ans Sisters of the Alliance to assist me in the bane of those foreign, corrupt and deceitful devils! and they came!... But also the devils gathered in greater numbers as some sort of inhuman instinct...
Disgracefully, my camera wasn't in the best conditions, so some records has been lost, the termination of some junkers, the flee of others... but the Deceitful zoner was exterminated!

DO NOT TRUST THEM! AS THEY'RE FOREING WORSHIPPERS!, proof of this is the Maltese, MALTESE NO LESS! warship that came into his help, but suffered his worthy termination at the hands of our blessed brethren!

Hallelujah!

So! brothers and sisters! that's we way we have to take all that want to make it worth our fight!... and now i'm gonna rest!
*climbs down the box and begins to swallow a bottle of booze*

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