Dear Wall..

[BaconSoda]

Dear Wall...<div align="right]

I'm sorry for missing my visits
This space seems most exquisite
To relieve my thoughts
And connect the dots
Of my terrible absence for business.

I traveled to Denver, for my mother to see
But I return now to my room with glee
I saver the spaceship, dark, dank, and cold
But I take horror to my grinder covered with mold.

I ran to the diner in terror and dread
And found my friend Copper, with bowl around head
I asked him for help and he said quite amused
I should hide the sandwich down in Silver's cooch.

"Eureka! Ingenius!" I shouted with joy
That place was more pungent than sushi with soy.
The patrons would never be so keen to spy
The rancid bologna, gouda, and rye.

"Foolish! Terrible!" from a corner Cobalt screamed
"If you go near Silver, she'll want to get reamed!"
But what could I do with my neglected fungus?
"Lets give it to the most dainty among us!"

Now we wait for Jaina to open her locker
Her eyes and her nose will encounter a shocker
Sitting abrupt is my food all encrusted
And watching with glee all of us maladjusted.

More to come later!

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.