"Yes Ma'am!" James said, and rushed forward. The paperwork really WAS heavy!
"Ma'am, no offense, but that is a crapton of paperwork." James said. Within himself, he thought"Grrr, wont even let me catch a break!".
Setting the paperwork on a huge table, which made a squeaking noise, he said"Ma'am, what would you like to drink? the Bartender isnt here, but I can make cocktails pretty well."