Back to old days - I was chasing one trader by 2-3 systems by my bomber-pirate-ship
when finally I catch him - I told him that he have broken rear light, and could he spare me 1k SC for the fuel.
The best part was his response - in short: WTF?!
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Another funny story was - when I block some trader by my RM Gunboat
and told him to drop all the cargo since he broke embargo with Liberty.
Instead proper RP he 'insulted me' personally that "I should get laid"
so I respond: "//I have wife and two kids - probably I get laid more than You do"