So, I am hospitalised......

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Little Mujo is in first grade and the lesson is about the sense of smell. The teacher asks; "Which things smell good, children?"

The answers are strawberries, flowers, perfumes...but then Mujo raises his hand and says, "Pussy smells good too!"

The teacher is stupefied by such an answer and says that pussies don't smell good and that the children shouldn't write that down, but also wants to know where did Mujo hear such a thing.

Mujo answers that his dad told him that. Promptly the teacher demands Mujo to tell his father to come to school the next day.

In the morning of the next day, Mujo is again in school - without his father. The teacher is surprised and demands an explanation.

Mujo then says, "My father said that people who say vaginas don't smell good are homosexual and he doesn't talk to gay people!"