It's Jimmy here. I went and gone done somethin' crazy...
Those of you who know me know I like to have a bit of a gamble every now and then. Well sometimes I go to Freeport 2 to bid on abandoned storage containers. You never know what you're going to get. I saw it on some show called "Auction Lancers".
Anyways, we got this heavy lifter, had some nice gear on board. I thought I'd bring it back to Ouray and give it to the boss dudes.
'Cept it didn't go down like that. We had a - er - malfunction or something. Turns out it's one of those fancy 'struction platforms. Well it did what it was made to do...
I fixed it though. Shielded it. Got a storage 'tainer on it now too... I found some guys, some unattached guys, to keep it goin' and a sympathetic Universal Shipping captain is covertly droppin' us supplies...
I know I'm overstepping my bounds, just being a juvi and all... But I wanted to give you guys something special. Give me the word and I'll shut 'er down. I called her "Oyster Creek" . I know you guys wanted a place for the Corsairs to come see us, they'll like it if it sounds like food, right? If you wanna know where she is I'll have to show you.
So yeah, either come put a bullet in my head for being a dumbass or come and take a tour from the Oyster Creek Administrator - Me.