Kaiserliche Polizei Rheinland Message Dump

[Laura C.]

PRIORITY: High
ENCRYPTION: High
IDENTIFICATION: Polizeidirektor Laura Carsten
SOURCE: RFP Direktorium Büros, Bonn station
SUBJECT: Welcome another new tin coffee mug holder

Guten Tag, this is service announcement for all polizei personnel. After reviewing work of kadett Dietfried Humbert and especially his ability to put pieces of strudel into perfectly symmetrical pyramid and shoot down smugglers without spilling coffee from his paper cup into cocpit, Polizeidirektorium decided to promote him into rank of wachmann.

Wachmann Humbert, make your way to Bonn station to pick up your new strudel cocpit holder and special tin coffee mug with RFP logo.

That´s all for now, polizeidirektor Carsten signing off.

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