Kaiserliche Polizei Rheinland Message Dump

[Laura C.]

PRIORITY: High
ENCRYPTION: High
IDENTIFICATION: Polizeidirektor Laura Carsten
SOURCE: RFP Direktorium Büros, Bonn station
SUBJECT: Strudel maker Kadett promoted

Guten Tag, this is service announcement for all polizei personnel. After reviewing work of kadett Petra Sauber and especially quality of apfelstrudel she regularly makes for her colleagues in duty and mainly superiors, Polizeidirektorium decided to promote her into rank of wachmann.

Wachmann Sauber, make your way to Bonn station to pick up your new bigger polizei strudel roaster and special tin coffee mug with RFP logo. Also pay a visit to supply officer to get some free bomber from polizei hangars, you will very likely need it soon.

That´s all for now, polizeidirektor Carsten signing off.

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