Liberty Police, Inc. Applications Office

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Sender : PC Corrigan Upton
Location : Having a Sidewinder Thang on Manhattan
Priority : Medium
Subject : Application

Good day to you.

Completed template attached.

Name: Corrigan Upton
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Height: 6ft
Weight: 85kg
Previous Jobs: N/A, always reserve fleet
Qualifications: Current Constable
Brief Biography: From Manhattan, regular cop on the beat kinda-thing.
Reasons for Joining: Per recommendation
5-KYP3 protocol: *SCRAMBLED*

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Well, as I'm sure you've guessed, I'm Constable Corrigan Upton of the LPI reserve staff. Some of you will have flown with me times before. I shall actually take this opportunity to report on today's "routine patrol".

For a while I was chasing Zoners around because they were exporting Gatelane Parts without a licence. The first one docked on the Freeport in Bering and contact was lost. I intend to levy a 3 million fine on Putnik/biznes (yep, that's his call-sign) next time I see him. If anybody feels the need to place him into arrest for this unpaid fine, then be my guest. I later picked up on another suspect export but the pilot was ignored due to a priority target being detected in Colorado, which looked like a Lane Hacker.

Our squad was quickly stood down but then I noticed some interference of sorts affecting the Gatelane Network. I usually put my donuts on top of the LAG-NET device and one of them began to levitate. I managed to get a long-range lock on something jumping into New York, and a search warrant was then effected. All of a sudden, other members of the group also noticed unusual signals. We assumed that, what was likely alien, was under cloak and I then switched priority to an SOS call by an Ageira executive, whom we understand to have been extorted by a pirate on the Colorado lane in New York.

Upon arriving it was clear to the group that the Rogue was running and we quickly pinned him down. My Armoured Grizzly then came under sustained attack by this bomber and I had no other option than to destroy his craft, and this was duly fulfilled. The transport's Captain said that the corporate losses were "minor", so now he is probably mildly amused about the ordeal.

After this, the shift quietened down so I took to the bar for a nice, cold cyder, and here I am.

Attached images follows (partial evidence of Zoner's offence, another available upon request).

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I'm out of this Cyderwinder Thing so I'd better get me another one (hic)...

Thanks for your time and diligence in considering my application to the ranks of the LPI.

PC Upton.

...Transmission Terminated