Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

[Vigilia.Procuratio]

Standard combat report from Corrigan Upton's archive follows...

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Raw transcript from LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr], edited with comments...
* Distress ping sent to LNS-Dauntless [Battlecruiser] from Colorado gate, NY
Lionstuff: Well it is what it is [Zoner Cruiser]
Self: And it is illegal.
Lionstuff: to you [but not to his 'Zoner Law']
Self: The Law is very clear on foreign capital vessels.
* LNS-Dauntless: The Dauntless is on its way from -redacted-
Self: Your transports are free to proceed.
Lionstuff: Thank you and have a nice day
* Zoner jumps to Colorado and is pursued under siren
Self: What I have a problem with is your warship.
Lionstuff: I am an officer of Zoners
* Zoner tells me that I don't know Liberty Law
Self: I am the Law! And you have nil jurisdiction here.
Lionstuff: And you will not stop our food supply lines
Lionstuff: Any attempt to interrupt our transport is contraint [whatever that means]
* His transports are nowhere to be seen, not that I even cared about them
Self: Excuse me?
LNS-Dauntless: Zoner hold it there
* Zoner fails at getting away
LNS-Dauntless: Zoner please cut your engines there
* Zoner spins around in circles
LNS-Dauntless: This Zoner is not listening
Self: If you continue to move then you are absconding.
LNS-Dauntless: Gunners, prepare those weapons for activation!
* Lionstuff starts spewing stuff at me
* Pueblo decides to spew at Dauntless due to some kind of misunderstanding about a stray disruptor
* Taking heavy fire from Lionstuff, but the Grizzly Bear is holding and doing some damage to the cruiser
* Dauntless, with no armour, goes full gung-ho and slaps the cruiser proper silly with a few mortars
Death: Lionstuff was put out of action by LPI-SWAT-C.Upton[Gr] (Gun).
LNS-Dauntless: Hostile destroyed
* Scoops up the nanobots he left for me to patch the major rupture he inflicted
* Docks for priority maintenance; Head Engineer says, "No repairs are necessary."
* Then I realised that my entire supply of Sunbucks survived the incident
Console: Upton trips over a traffic cone as somebody drops their donut and gets his foot stuck in a drain.

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