You got a donut?

[Reverend Del]

It had been a bad day for Tom, his wife had packed pork luncheon meat sandwhiches for lunch, despite the fact she knew he hated pork luncheon meat. It was all a ploy to make him end his tortured existence, he knew it, but he'd be damned if he'd give her the satisfaction.

Then there was this joker.

"Character?" "3 million credits" Sounded like geek talk to Tom and if there was one thing he couldn't abide, besides his wife, it was geeks. They'd annoyed him at school, they still annoyed him now.

Taking care to avoid waking the sleeping hulk at the other desk, he quietly walked behind the potential recruit.

"Remeber this?" He asked as he grabbed the fellows boxer elastic and gave him a wedgie he'd never forget, dragging him out by his underwear Tom delivered his signature kick to the rear end...


//Please don't use OORP anywhere in your application, you're free to try again.

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Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.