"They say that the French are better lovers than they fight.
I say that is true. Ask their pigs or sheep or any other farm animal!"
- An English general in Medieval 2 Total War, before a battle
No offense meant to the French people. You are great. Most of the world might still be asleep in a totalitarian regime if there wasn't France (those who think it's the USA who we should thank, please remember who helped them in their war for independence). Also, I really like impressionism, both in art and poetry. And French movies. And croissants.