Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Pepe]

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George "Canary" Teeze

Admiral, Sir... Ma'am! *salutes with wrong hand*

I'd like to report Corsair warship crash site at Sprague in Omega-3, ma'am! *uploading cam data*

We were on regular Omega patrol duty, four Ensigns formed in pairs. Following checkpoints were clear: Freeport 1, Alland Shipyard, Rugen Station, Douglas Station, ma'am. While orbiting Sprague I had small tea accident and while over-bridging all the short circuits in my cockpit, I set optics to zoom - by accident. And it was there, as uploaded recordings show. A Corsair wreckage, Imperator class. Grass already covered most of the wreckage, but The Brotherhood insignia was visible at full zoom. There were no signs of life, but no bodies either. I was about to read ship's ID number, but I was removed from that task and sent to another. Two outstandingly agile Corsair fighters were reported in Cambridge. Probably rescue party. But, it seems they still have no clue where their captain crashed exactly.

There was something actually, that was disrupting scanners not far from that crash site. Wreckage is rather close to local Strip Club. You know, nude girls, pole dancing and such... I guess Corsair patrols got focused on that, rather than on wreckage covered by some grass. I have recordings of that too, but my Mom told me those strippers are too ugly and not to upload you that, ma'am *smiling proudly, like Look, I got smart*.

Teeze ov... *static noise* I mean... Teeze out!

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