Bretonia Armed Forces Personnel Database

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BRETCOM ID: BRET XXX-99-BEAUTIFUL-VOICE
Status: ACTIVE
Date of Birth: February 29, 798 A.S
Place of Birth: Smiling Beaver, Secret Exotic dance club and Gent's recreation centre, Tau-23.

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PERSONAL HISTORY:

Ens. Teeze was born as unwanted child by famous exotic dancer Canary Teeze, at secret brothel birth center. Her cabbage swallowing act was very popular that time, she had hundreds of admirers and food was always on the table and even more. Young Ens. Teeze had lot of silicone toys and other things to play with. He had really happy life while growing up back there, surrounded by most desired women of North Bretonia (some even had extra booobs, hands and extra other things and... you know). He had never met his father. He was not even allowed to ask about him. Ens. Teeze's mother once mumbled his father's kinda famous jerk now and that was all. She supposedly named Ens. Teeze by his father, but BIS Checking Known Facts Department was never able to prove it. That mysterious man and Miss Teeze probably had short affair while he was rich, but he lost all his estates when Kusari invaded Taus. He maybe runned south without any traces and never ever knowing he's got a son.

Ens. Teeze graduated Design, Whistling and Singing at Desktop Publishing Public School, where he tasted his first "cardamom" tea. He spent some time in local rehab-centre and he's totally clean now. In his medical records there's a note that his IQ dropped by half during that period, but his therapeutists claim it's not such a big deal and that he's just perfect. He never applied to college, but decided to become Forces officer instead. Ens. Teeze enjoys in two hobbies now: he sleeps 'til afternoon and watches old Pew-Dai-Pie videos all night.

NOTES:
Combat tactics: always first in cover.
Combat capabilities: can mark a target and fire missiles very well.
Any other useful combat experience and qualifications: played many PC games and watched many Pew-Dai-Pie videos
Motivation: not very high, but Miss Teeze is encouraging him to push harder whenever they speak

He expects not a lot from his job at BAF. Miss Teeze is sure he's gonna fit in just fine. She always reminds him to just search for Adm. Hall in case he gets caught doing something stupid.

ADDITIONAL NOTE: Never let him sing. Ever. Not even if he guarantees you will have good time. We already lost enough men to that.

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