You got a donut?

[RamCat]

Shaking his head some he laughs a bit at the quiz as he looks it over, moving to sit down with a clipboard to answer it. This was great, finally a chance to do something other than move goods from one place to another with seemingly endless boredom. Hell maybe he could even pass this quiz if he put his mind to it. He thought to himself as he looks the questions over and begins to jot down his answers.

1. Do you like donuts?
Yes but only if they're Krispy Kreme and hot. Give me plain old glazed or none at all.

2. Do you like coffee?
Yes as long as its coffee flavored coffee. Anything else and you can keep it. because I highly doubt Juan Valdez the 32nd is in the Colombia system picking maplenut crunch coffee beans.

3. Do you like paperwork?
Not particularly, but I can handle doing it on occasion.....sometimes....okay I hate it, but if you're paying me I can do some paperwork.

4. Do you have any flight experience?
I'm a trained transport pilot, who's getting bored moving things from point a to point b.

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
We get paid? Sweet. Ohh uhmm....hmmm...besides a hard time right?

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
Pretty much if I'm awake I can work. But dont let that get too public. Dont wanna seem like an overachiever.
7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?

Nope sounds like a good time to me.

8. Are you disgruntled?
Not quite yet, but given time I could possibly become so.


Pilot Matthew Hammer