Bowex InfoNet (inRP)

[TheProphet]

Incoming Transmission from Planet New Berlin, New Berlin
23/03/822 A.S.

To: Bowex InfoNet
Priority: High
Topic: High risks, daring adventure and alien gits.

Convoy Participants:

• BES Sheridan - Clydesdale
  
• BES Leeson - Clydesdale
  
• BES Charles.Hitchen - Shire
  
• BAF Capt.H.Pearson - Templar
  
• PFI Aire - Clydesdale
  
• PFI Loch.Naver - Clydesdale
  
• PFI Tyrrhenian - Shetland

Convoy Information:
We took Gin from London to Cambridge, popped over to the research station to grab Medical Bands and proceeded to make our way to Leeds to supply our lads. The first run was pretty uneventful even if supremely daring and brave. The captain of the “Hitchen” seemed to have problems understanding his ship controls but we placed him on lookout duty in the smog cloud and offloaded the Medical Bands using special Clydesdale black-ops tactics. We took the excess Lanthanum from the boys, thanked each-other and made off to do a secondary run.

Convoy Incidents:
Some Alien Bastards

After the first run we were going to be joined by a BAF captain, but we noticed some red git on our scanners and decided to follow. After a bloody good chase and a few TCD shots that would make the best marksman in the Army blush, fired by yours truly, the ship came to a stop. The power readings were so massive off that ship that we could barely scan the sod. Turns out to have been carrying some bloody big alien power cell. We got into a bit of a scrap with that one but we were repeatedly told off by both the Captain and one of the Execs to stay out of it.

Peterson decided to get the bloody hell out, seeing as he is a bit of a pansy himself, but I decided to stay in case of trouble. Eventually the Captain who ordered us out got herself shot because she didn’t have a Clyde to protect her, the bastards got away and we were supposed to continue the convoy. Bah, that’s what happens to people who don’t trust Bombardiers.

Planetform Inc & More Alien Bastards

This is where that bloody cowa- Pardon, the good Flight Instructor will have to fill in for the rest of the convoy movements. I was a bit late to the convoy in Cambridge as I had run into some good lads and lasses of the Planetform Inc. They seemed eager to help in our next shipment to Leeds, unlike some of our colleagues. However we had a bit of a management kerfuffle and instead of bloody well waiting for me at Battleship Suffolk they decided to quickly nip off to Planet Harris.

You know who was there? The gits we were ordered to leave alone, they were doing some mind reading voodoo nonsense to one of the lasses who was flying an unarmoured Clyde for god knows what reason. The tense hostage negotiations, during which I bravely dared them to attack me, went on for some time and we were even assaulted by a Gallic Junker. In secret I made a deal with a nearby Freelancer and started planning.

At that point I had decided that enough was enough and lead a brave charge to rescue the poor lass. The odds were against us but I secured the initiative and huzzah, the Planetform convoy was rescued. I wasn’t though. Their bloody docking mechanism bricked and I had to eject.

On Harris I was treated properly, like a war hero that I am, and I made a swift recovery and was shuttled off to join the good cowar- Flight Instructor for another convoy to Rheinland.

Other Notes:

Now I’d like to call everybody’s attention to these bloody weirdos. I’ll upload some stuff my gun-cam caught but we should share these with the government forces. These sods are yet another threat to the crown and this doesn't seem to be the first sighting of the bastards. One of them was even flying a bloody Libertonian fighter.

The gits were:
D9|Kobold - Avenger
D9|Schwarze.Adler - Sutinga

Garlic:
Elise Lavoie - Cougar

Freelancer:
Desmond.Grey - Eagle

Guncams:
Alien Bastard #1
Alien Bastard #2
General Overview

Aaron Clarke
Bombardier Probably
Borderworld Exports

Transmission End

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