You got a donut?

[Antori]

Just before sitting down Rob steals a last glance over at the source of snores. Once down in the chair he notices that it's not very comfortable, he also notices that the pen he got has bitemarks in it. Trying to ignore it all thinking that first-impressions aren't everything he looks down on the paper in his hand. The first questions startles him, the second makes him wonder what he's doing here. The third question however peaks his interest, apparantly they atleast keep some semblance of order in their paperwork, otherwise why would they care if applicants enjoy it or not. With doubt if this is really what he should be doing he starts filling the form out. Hopefully once he's out doing his duty this will just be remembered as a fun way of reading what a person really is like. With that thought he sneaks a second glance around the room trying to locate the hidden cameras obviously studying him. He thinks he sees two, but can't be certain, they're good he reminds himself and one shouldn't be able to see them. With renewed vigour he tries to keep his sarcasm to a minimum as he continues to fill out the form.

1. Do you like donuts?
In my personal time I wouldn't mind having one or two. During work-hours I will stay focused on my assignment and as such will stay away from them.
2. Do you like coffee?
Once again, when not working, or during our scheduled breaks or pauses I will not be a stranger to a cup of black coffee.
3. Do you like paperwork?
Yes. I will make sure to fill out every last paper that is needed.
4. Do you have any flight experience?
I have a 600 hours in simulation and 200 hours in a training ship.
5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
I was under the impression we got free quarters and food and enough to provide us with entertainment during our free hours.
6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
I will work when I am needed. All I require is a few hours sleep now and again.
7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
If I am assigned such a task, then that is what I will do. I will fulfull it as well as I can and I will fill out all the needed paperwork upon completion of said assignment.
8. Are you disgruntled?
After filling out this application I might be slightly disgruntled. However, that is only my own fault as I was expecting something else walking in here and this has taken me by surprise.

After filling out the paper and reading through it twice just to make sure it is all in order he realizes nowhere is his name written, quickly scrabbling a "Rob Lino" up in the right corner he considers himself finished.. While walking up to the desk where he got the application he notices the officer in charge is still sound asleep and as such places himself infront of the desk with his application in his right hand content with waiting this one out. After half an hour he starts wondering if he should just leave it on the desk, but after putting some thought to it decides it will look better if he can hand it in himself so he continues to wait.